whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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