i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
