i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
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