She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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