So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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