Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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