I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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