That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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