You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
