your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
wat bout pragnant strippers??
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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