and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I wish there were birth control emojis
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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