if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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