I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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