But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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