Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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