I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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