Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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