I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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