Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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