we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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