My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
