I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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