Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Randomize
