Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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