To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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