This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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