So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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