Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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