is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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