My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I want to fling myself into the sun
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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