I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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