guys are only as good as the porn they watch
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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