What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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