you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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