And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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