You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Verdict: uncircumcised.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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