my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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