I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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