I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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