i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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