what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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