she was so not down for the gang bang
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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