I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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