oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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