I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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