You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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