She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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