last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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