Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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