plz talk dirty to me
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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