Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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