Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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