I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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