you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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