I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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